i pooped two times today. so did mike, he told me.

This kid is so lucky!!!













It get's to live where it snows.

dear nelly,

i was casually perusing the internet and came across an article i thought might interest you. i know that it will be some time before you will ever have to utilize the mentioned device but when that inevitable time comes, i would want for you to be as knowledgable and informed as possible. you should share this information with your humans as they will be the ones making the ultimate decision.

my human made me get 7 teeth pulled yesterday. i thought i would be upset about it but, turns out, the pain meds rock and make everything okay.

can't wait to hang out soon, you're a supermodel. plus, we make similar ewok noises.

love hank

peeing on things (i repeat, things)

i pee on a lot of things. every dog does. what instinct is in us that says: "dog, you cannot fully empty your extremely small, overloaded, unnecessarily exerted bladder on this bush/tree/fire hydrant because you need to save some of that smelly doggy pee pee for other bushes/trees/fire hydrants."?

i would personally prefer for that instinct to be removed from my already over-instictified brain. if that happened, maybe i could actually enjoy a nice long pee the way that the humans seem to. i have never heard a dog, while peeing, think "aaaahhhhh, that feels goooood."

nope, instead it's "QUICK! GOTTA CUT IT OFF BEFORE IT'S ALL GONE!!! I SEE MORE BUSHES!!! I SEE ANOTHER TREE!!! TAKE ME THERE!!! NOW! TAKE ME OVER THERE!!!"

so not relaxing or relieving.

dude...

...hang 20!

alcohol is not a drug, is it?

oh man, i should update this thing.
oh, what'd'ya know, i just did.
hank...out.