Joke of the Day

A man walked into a 7-11, handed the clerk a $5 bill and asked for $5 worth of gas.

The clerk farted and gave him a reciept.

THINGS TO PONDER.......

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"

If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?

If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

I don't know the answers to any of these. Do you?