The Florida heat is getting to me. I am, after all, covered in fur. I want a raft in the pool with floating bowl holders and I want those bowls filled with this beer. All I ever get is a custard cup full of Miller Lite. I suppose beggars can't be choosers.
 
Dear Moose and Steph,

Can I move in with you? I clean kitchen floors and am an excellent garbage disposal.

Sincerely yours (if you want me),
Hank 

STRONG MAN and PIRATE CONTEST...

 
These guys won, COUCH DOWN!!! ARRRRG! 

Boating for Mother's Day!!!

We were supposed to go to Bimini but the waves were about 4x what was forecast which made for some severe seasickness and half of the fam chumming the water, gross. Here are some more highlights followed by pics:

-Snorkeling on a reef in the keys where we saw a nurse shark, many a pretty fish and a BARRACUDA!!!!
-Lots of cocktails and food
-Practical jokes (a blankie went overboard and fish attacking snorkelers)
-Tropical fish like to eat brown trout
-Not enough SPF on the white boys
-Securing for sea is very important (now I get it Jim)
-It was the best Mother's Day ever according to the one Mother that was on board
-There is now a new meaning for the term 'Cabin Fever'
-People spent too much time in the hot tub
-My bladder is bigger and stronger than ever
-Saltwater tastes terrible!!!!
-Guacamole Doritos and onion dip tastes wonderful

awaiting my beer and biscuits

really awesome fish

really big tarpon right
off the boat at the dock

The awesome dude who was playin reggae tunes at the resort lagoon pool

Mother's Day morning

Getting scolded (I repeat, Guacamole Doritos are gooood :)

Who thinks this is cool?!

I met Yngwie Malmsteen the other day. And when I say 'I' what I really mean is my Uncle Joe. His music studio is right next to Yngwie's rehersal studio and since Yngwie is touring soon, he's there a lot. Their studio tech asked Joe if he knew about Midi and how to set it up. Joes does know about that so he helped them set up. Yngwie showed up and said in a think accent "Hi, I'm Yngwie. I play guitar." Pretty humble eh?

What should Yngwie have said? Fill in the blank.

"Hi, I'm Yngwie. I ___________________________!!!"

Recording over the weekend

Below are some pictures of my Uncle Joe's at home recording studio. It's awesome. I was there to collaborate on a song for a movie that my Mom is going to be in. I look tired in the one picture because I just got done creating some mad beats on Pro Tools. The song we wrote kicks arse and Missy Elliot had her bodyguards hold us down while she stole it and performed it on stage. Okay, maybe I just dreamt that.



Totally Awesome!!!