peeing on things (i repeat, things)

i pee on a lot of things. every dog does. what instinct is in us that says: "dog, you cannot fully empty your extremely small, overloaded, unnecessarily exerted bladder on this bush/tree/fire hydrant because you need to save some of that smelly doggy pee pee for other bushes/trees/fire hydrants."?

i would personally prefer for that instinct to be removed from my already over-instictified brain. if that happened, maybe i could actually enjoy a nice long pee the way that the humans seem to. i have never heard a dog, while peeing, think "aaaahhhhh, that feels goooood."

nope, instead it's "QUICK! GOTTA CUT IT OFF BEFORE IT'S ALL GONE!!! I SEE MORE BUSHES!!! I SEE ANOTHER TREE!!! TAKE ME THERE!!! NOW! TAKE ME OVER THERE!!!"

so not relaxing or relieving.

dude...

...hang 20!

alcohol is not a drug, is it?