dear nelly,

i was casually perusing the internet and came across an article i thought might interest you. i know that it will be some time before you will ever have to utilize the mentioned device but when that inevitable time comes, i would want for you to be as knowledgable and informed as possible. you should share this information with your humans as they will be the ones making the ultimate decision.

my human made me get 7 teeth pulled yesterday. i thought i would be upset about it but, turns out, the pain meds rock and make everything okay.

can't wait to hang out soon, you're a supermodel. plus, we make similar ewok noises.

love hank