Road tripping...

I have taken many a leak along I-75 from Naples to Tampa/Clearwater/St. Pete. On strangers car tires, prospective new residences and the adjoining yards, palm trees on the beach where I was (illegally) romping around and, for the first time, in the Gulf of Mexico. I don't like swimming or being wet but I was forced in my someone bigger and stronger than me. So I had my revenge by pee-peeing on them. Heh.

I guess it is a medical fact that I age 7x faster than a human. So that means that for every one human calendar year, I age 7 dog years. That means that, on a road trip, every one hour in the car for humans feels like approximately 7 hours in the car for me. WTF?! That explains why I am totally bored and car sick and trying to sleep after five human minutes.

Human caretakers, could you please keep the previous facts in mind when you are deciding when and where we doggies go...sheesh.