Two days ago, I had a lot of fun. When my Mom came home, I was super-happy to see her. So happy, in fact, that we played the chase game for longer than usual. MAN OH MAN! We ran around for 20 minutes and she got me so good a few times by pretending to run around the corner but really just standing there and jumping out at the last minute when I was about to turn the corner. She never caught me because I have a low center of gravity so I can turn on a dime. Oh, and she pretended to run down the stairs by strategically lightening the sound of her feet on the stairs to make me think she went down them but she really stayed on the top step and jumped out at me as I was about to go down the stairs! That one made me bark it startled me so much. Oh, and I tried to peel out on the tile but there was no traction so I just fell over. Hahahaha! Oh, and when it was finally time to go outside, I was so wound up that I let out a turd at the bottom of the stairs but my Mom is smart. She realized that that prolly wasn't the first turd out of my bottom bottom and so she looked up the stairs and sure enough, I had (accidentally) left turds on the third, fifth, ninth and bottom stair. Oops! But I didn't get in any trouble (see first post ever). I LOVE BEING A DOG!